Wow that does not sound good. “Hey everybody come look at my candy chute!!” It’s not as dirty as it sounds, it’s just a device I built to distribute treats… that didn’t help did it? With us still being in the middle of a pandemic we need come up with unique ways to hand out candy for Halloween this year. I saw this idea on the interweb and thought… “pffft I can build that” and my Wife said “Ummmmm are you sure?” So out of spite comes the Trent Allen Candy Chute 2020!!! It’s just PVC pipe and a wood stand I slapped together. It was interesting going to the hardware store… being the knob that I am I asked customer service if they had any PCP and not PVC… the rep gave me an odd look, a little laugh and pointed me in the right direction. After I bought the thing I had a scary thought… how am I going to get this 8 foot pipe in the van? Ahhhhh crap. Luckily I didn’t have the boys and I put it up over the car seats and onto the dash. Every time I made a sharp turn the pipe would roll and donk me right in the head. Good times. The contraption is now built and ready to go… see ya on Halloween Night!!